consisted of a plum/banana/bellpepper, a cuppajoe, and a tall glass of water.

fresh produce shall be my brekky for awhile. cuz, you know, my stove has been broken all week.

my roommates and I all chipped in for this mofuckin stove, for $300 from Sears. It’s broken 4 times. thisiswhyyougetthingsfor50buxoncraigslist.

lulz, then on the phone yesterday, Sears tried to convince my roommate to upgrade. mofuckers tryin to get MORE money from us. WE ARE A HAUS OF POOR QUEERS. I can’t with department stores. I can’t.