spent another entire work day on Tumblr.

#freein5minutes

I have a feeling this is going to be a huge disaster.

all I have inside me on a hungover Monday.

4:16PM the final stretchhhhhh

is making my whole hungover Monday life so much worse. plzdie

When you ask me to direct you while lost in my office, I will get on my knees and do whatever you want.

These white bitches with no manners tho, goddamn get the fuck outta my face I’m not a reference desk.

Cordially,

I love watching you walk by twice all confused

I love it when people say it.

I have to clean out the storage closet?

Doitcha damn self. That shit is not in the job description.

At least don’t laugh as you tell me to do it. you cray.

EDIT:

Also, it’s the first thing in the damn morning

ALSO my funding comes from the Federal Government so I can’t express anything about the amendment that just passed. Which has given me unexpected feelings for all these privileged straight white folks in my office. hatechu

Stop it.