Posts tagged work.

First Happy Hour with Coworkers

I have a feeling this is going to be a huge disaster.

6 beignets; 1 vanilla latte

all I have inside me on a hungover Monday.

4:16PM the final stretchhhhhh

getchu thru a hungover monday, brought to you by my lovely friend who is being my office DJ and sending me tunes every coupla minutes #work megamix

Paul Johnson - don’t stop movin that ass

This fly at my desk

is making my whole hungover Monday life so much worse. plzdie

Saying “Fuck” in the Office

I love it when people say it.

So now

I have to clean out the storage closet?

Doitcha damn self. That shit is not in the job description.

At least don’t laugh as you tell me to do it. you cray.

EDIT:

Also, it’s the first thing in the damn morning

ALSO my funding comes from the Federal Government so I can’t express anything about the amendment that just passed. Which has given me unexpected feelings for all these privileged straight white folks in my office. hatechu

Someone brought a baby to the office.

Stop it.